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attackonromney:

nash grier in a few months

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guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

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passthecocaine:

we wish you a merry christmas

we wish you a merry christmas

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and a happy new year

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New favourite joke:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

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wordsto-remember:

Looking for Alaska by John Green

vaspim:

Idk *masturbates*

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lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY GOD

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sixpenceee:

sorry satan, I was kinda busy
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